Saturday, August 23, 2008

Prehistoric Cranial Infestations

Before the advent of Sudafed, and the discovery of "nose blowing," I can only assume that early man assumed that cranial pressure combined with a clearish, oily discharge was evidence that some sort of creature has taken up residence in their skull.

Remedy:
Crack skull open to release it.
Jam tools/hooks into sinus cavities via the nose to kill/remove creature.

Result:
Death

Moral of the Story:
Further reason why I would not survive in the early days.

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