I can't win!

Text Conversation I Just Had:

Me: Your friend Helen is cute. Sorry she thought we weren't cool enough. :P Glad we got to hang out tonight! :)
Me: And I've always thought you were cute
Friend: She probably would have been if you hadn't acted interested in both of us, haha
Me: :/ I "acted" interested in you because you were the only person I knew in the group and are my friend. Fail. Haha.
Friend: No, I meant in the tx message. She saw it and it bothered her you mentioned me. We were drunk though so i don't know.
Me: Well see now I didn't know you showed it to her. :P Ha! I try to be courteous to all parties involved. I can't win! :D
Friend: Haha, you are a great guy. I am sure will find the right one:)
Me: Thanks. :)


I'm not complaining.
I think this is funny. :D